I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Mommy made me a smoothie and it was deeeeelicious. I loved it so I ate it until it was alllll gone. But then my tummy hurt! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better.

Then I was very tired. So I slept. And I pooped. I felt better!

And I slept some more.

Today, mommy won't let me go to school because I have bad electric lights. We rode mommy's bike to the store to get some electric lights for me, and when we got home, OMG she tried to trick me into drinking it!!! This is what she had:

First, she tried to sneak it to me in my favorite drinking cup:

Yuck! Electric lights taste awful!
Then she tried to put some in the port-a-booby:

Eewe! I don't want electric lights in my port-a-booby!
Then she tried putting it in my sippy cup:

What, does she think I'm stupid?

Ooh, a banana!!

(Thump-swish-thump-swish)