Monday, July 30, 2007

"Nigel" 2007, R.I.P.


WAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAA! (inhaaaaaaaale) WAAAAAAAA!

Somebody ran over Nigel!!! Nigel lived in the backyard and was bigger than Mommy is tall. He was my very own pet rat snake and now he's gone! He wandered onto the street and SQUISH!

Poor Nigel!!!! WAAAAAAA-

Ooooh, a frog. Heeheehee. COME HERE FROG!!
(thump-swish-thump-swish)

Sunday, July 8, 2007

It has been a long time since I blogged becuase I tried to take pictures in the bathtub and my camera phone got messed up. I borrowed mommy's camera phone while mine is being fixed.

Hi!


A fancy baby like me has to stay on top of fashion. All the girls in my class wear cool shoes so I want to wear them too. I have a lot of shoes. My favorite shoes are the white sandals with flamingos on them. Mommy says I can't wear them because my feet are too wide. I don't care! I love them they are beautiful I want to wear them put them on my feet!

OUCH! That hurts my feet! I don't want to wear them take them off my feet why did you put them on my feet?

So I won't wear the flamingo shoes. I will wear my white sandals with the bows on them instead. Aren't they pretty?



Sometimes I get bored. Mommy and daddy never hold me for more than two or three hours at a time and that's not enough. I want to be held ALL the time. Why don't they understand this? So I have to make my own fun. Here are some fun things to do in my house:

empty the bookshelf in the kitchen
empty the bookshelf in the dining room
empty the DVD shelves in the living room
empty the CD shelves in the living room*
empty the bookshelves in the den
empty the box of goodies in the kitchen
empty the other box of goodies in the kitchen
empty the spice rack in the kitchen
empty the dishwasher
empty the refrigerator
empty the freezer
empty the cabinet under the TV
empty the shelf under the coffee table
empty the cabinets in the kitchen**

*mommy says that this puts her over the edge. I don't really know what that means, but it's funny when she goes over the edge.
**daddy put locks on most of these, but I can still get to the tupperware and the pots and pans. I hope he doesn't notice and put locks on them too because that's my favorite.

My other favorite thing to do is search the web for pictures of kittens and puppies. Mommy lets me watch this sweet video of cute kittens that sing a beautiful song and I like to sing along. Here is the link. I can sing AND dance to it.