Hi. My name is e-baby. Ever since I woke up in September, I have wanted to -- oh, look at that coffee mug, Hee! it is beautiful! Want to touch it want to touch it can't quite reach it want it to come to me oh,-- um, where was I? Oh yeah.

I have wanted to keep a diary of the incredible, and sometimes mundane, things I have seen. I have traveled long distances, gathering important knowledge, that I have wanted to share with an audience.

I have watched mommy and daddy toil away on their computer, and for months I couldn't tell my stories because -- did you hear that? Was that a dog outside? -- anyway, I couldn't get around enough to reach the computer and write. But now I can go anywhere I want. I am a girl with credentials. I have a frequent flyer number, an email account, a blog, and applications for credit cards. And now I have something that mommy and daddy don't know about.




I have a camera phone.



Hee! Heehee! Heehee!

A guy at the mall sold it to me for an avocado. It was a nice ripe avocado. Avocados are so tasty. Hee! So are peas. I love peas. Have you ever had peas mixed with oatmeal? It is so good. Not as good as milk. Heehee! Nothing is as good as milk. Mommy has the best milk ever. I like cantaloupe too. But the price for my camera phone was fair and the guy at the mall was a connoisseur of good produce. Now I can take pictures and show you some of the neat things going on in my world. This post is a start.


This is my mommy.
She drives the taco truck and brings me lunch 5 or 6 times every day. She also sings and dances most of the time, unless she is sleeping. When she takes naps I sometimes stay awake to play with her hair. I can swing like a monkey from her hair.






This is my daddy.
He drinks a lot of coffee. He has big nostrils. I can put my whole finger in his nose.







These are some of my toys.
Mrs Hippo is my favorite because-- Heehee! oh, there is something good. Well will you look at that? A phone book. These pages (RIP) make great (RIP) snacks (RIP RIP). Oh, here comes mommy to stick her finger in my mouth-- no, rats, no! oh, she took away my snack. Anyway, Mrs Hippo catches me when I fall down in the kitchen.


I will write more when I can. Right now I am kind of tired. I'm going to take a-- HEY! A doggie! COME HERE DOGGIE!