I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Mommy made me a smoothie and it was deeeeelicious. I loved it so I ate it until it was alllll gone. But then my tummy hurt! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better. Then, my tummy hurt again! So I pooped. I felt better.

Then I was very tired. So I slept. And I pooped. I felt better!

And I slept some more.

Today, mommy won't let me go to school because I have bad electric lights. We rode mommy's bike to the store to get some electric lights for me, and when we got home, OMG she tried to trick me into drinking it!!! This is what she had:

First, she tried to sneak it to me in my favorite drinking cup:

Yuck! Electric lights taste awful!
Then she tried to put some in the port-a-booby:

Eewe! I don't want electric lights in my port-a-booby!
Then she tried putting it in my sippy cup:

What, does she think I'm stupid?

Ooh, a banana!!

(Thump-swish-thump-swish)

Mommy said that my big cousin is visiting with Tuti this week! I love my big cousin. She is so smart and pretty.

I have only met her once when I was little but I can't wait to see her again. I just know she will play peek-a-boo with me as much as I want and not get bored and try to watch TV!

I have a seat at the kitchen table. I am typing this while Mommy and Daddy cook dinner so I have to get back to my seat whenever they look this way.

Daddy gave me some Cheerios as a snack before dinner. I ate some. I taught the rest to fly.

Here are my Cheerios.

Here are the losers.

Cheerios don't fly well but they are really good at falling.

This is my snack. Mommy calls is honeydoo. Heehee! I know all about doo and this is totally different. It tastes so good! It is sweet and juicy!
Squeaky bunny is helping me eat honeypoo. I mean honeydoo.
My head was itchy and now there's honeydoo in my hair. People say I have a lot of hair. LOOK! The big silver box of cold food is open!! (thump-swish-thump-swish)

We were driving around in my car and Mommy stopped the car because some ladies were standing in the road waving their arms. This was why:

The ladies were trying to get it out of the street but it wouldn't go. So Mommy got a big stick and poked it. The thing made a big snarly-hissing noise and tried to eat the stick. We all jumped. It was funny! You can see Mommy's stick in the picture. Mommy poked it again and it left the street to go swimming in a pond. Mommy said it was a big old Snapper. I bet Snappers are fun to ride on. I like snacks.

Hi. My name is e-baby. Ever since I woke up in September, I have wanted to -- oh, look at that coffee mug, Hee! it is beautiful! Want to touch it want to touch it can't quite reach it want it to come to me oh,-- um, where was I? Oh yeah.

I have wanted to keep a diary of the incredible, and sometimes mundane, things I have seen. I have traveled long distances, gathering important knowledge, that I have wanted to share with an audience.

I have watched mommy and daddy toil away on their computer, and for months I couldn't tell my stories because -- did you hear that? Was that a dog outside? -- anyway, I couldn't get around enough to reach the computer and write. But now I can go anywhere I want. I am a girl with credentials. I have a frequent flyer number, an email account, a blog, and applications for credit cards. And now I have something that mommy and daddy don't know about.




I have a camera phone.



Hee! Heehee! Heehee!

A guy at the mall sold it to me for an avocado. It was a nice ripe avocado. Avocados are so tasty. Hee! So are peas. I love peas. Have you ever had peas mixed with oatmeal? It is so good. Not as good as milk. Heehee! Nothing is as good as milk. Mommy has the best milk ever. I like cantaloupe too. But the price for my camera phone was fair and the guy at the mall was a connoisseur of good produce. Now I can take pictures and show you some of the neat things going on in my world. This post is a start.


This is my mommy.
She drives the taco truck and brings me lunch 5 or 6 times every day. She also sings and dances most of the time, unless she is sleeping. When she takes naps I sometimes stay awake to play with her hair. I can swing like a monkey from her hair.






This is my daddy.
He drinks a lot of coffee. He has big nostrils. I can put my whole finger in his nose.







These are some of my toys.
Mrs Hippo is my favorite because-- Heehee! oh, there is something good. Well will you look at that? A phone book. These pages (RIP) make great (RIP) snacks (RIP RIP). Oh, here comes mommy to stick her finger in my mouth-- no, rats, no! oh, she took away my snack. Anyway, Mrs Hippo catches me when I fall down in the kitchen.


I will write more when I can. Right now I am kind of tired. I'm going to take a-- HEY! A doggie! COME HERE DOGGIE!